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  4. canthemannons:

    thedailywhat:

    Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: How much dumber than a 5th grader is this game show contestant? About 802 feet.

    [reddit.]

    I wasn’t even embarrassed for her. She just pissed me off. Even if you didn’t know how many feet were in a yard, your logic and common sense would inform you that the height of 2 young boys IS NOT EVEN NEAR 78 FEET. Her reasoning was obnoxious as well as her face. Dumb bitch have you heard of a yard stick.

    THIS CANNOT BE REAL LIFE. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY.

     
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  9. I GET CHILLS EVERY FUCKING TIME I HEAR ADELE’S VOICE. WHY IS SHE SO GOOOD?

    why God, why?

     
  10. FUCK OFF TERRE HAUTE, INDIANA. GGGGAAAAAAAHHHHGGGGG

     
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  12. REBLOG if you know/love someone who is in the military. I want to follow you.

    my best friend, jordan.

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  14. annefranksgasmask:

thepizzaqueen:

ericmormon:

clitorful:

wtf is that

swallow a watermelon whole they said…

EXCUSE ME MA’AM THERE IS A GIANT BOOB COMING OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN

swallow a watermelon daskjdfbvdkjashkj


THAT IS A FUCKING TUMOR GET THAT SHIZ REMOVED

    annefranksgasmask:

    thepizzaqueen:

    ericmormon:

    clitorful:

    wtf is that

    swallow a watermelon whole they said…

    EXCUSE ME MA’AM THERE IS A GIANT BOOB COMING OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN

    swallow a watermelon daskjdfbvdkjashkj

    THAT IS A FUCKING TUMOR GET THAT SHIZ REMOVED

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  15. We’re having a tumblr party deal with it

    GOD IT WAS SO FUN I’M FUCKING PISSED I HAD TO LEAVE. PS SORRY ABOUT YOU NO LONGER HAVING FOOD AT YOUR HOUSE. BLAME SHELBY.

    (Source: canthemannons)