why God, why?
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Secondhand Embarrassment of the Day: How much dumber than a 5th grader is this game show contestant? About 802 feet.
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I wasn’t even embarrassed for her. She just pissed me off. Even if you didn’t know how many feet were in a yard, your logic and common sense would inform you that the height of 2 young boys IS NOT EVEN NEAR 78 FEET. Her reasoning was obnoxious as well as her face. Dumb bitch have you heard of a yard stick.
THIS CANNOT BE REAL LIFE. THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY.
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why God, why?
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my best friend, jordan.
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wtf is that
swallow a watermelon whole they said…
EXCUSE ME MA’AM THERE IS A GIANT BOOB COMING OUT OF YOUR ABDOMEN
swallow a watermelon daskjdfbvdkjashkj
THAT IS A FUCKING TUMOR GET THAT SHIZ REMOVED
GOD IT WAS SO FUN I’M FUCKING PISSED I HAD TO LEAVE. PS SORRY ABOUT YOU NO LONGER HAVING FOOD AT YOUR HOUSE. BLAME SHELBY.
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